Pearl in Phantasmagoria

If I were a month, I’d be December
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday
If I were a time of day, I’d be  11.34 PM
If I were a planet, I’d be Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Starfish
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Chandelier
If I were a liquid, I’d be Chocolate Milk
If I were a tree, I’d be an Apple Tree
If I were a flower, I’d be a Snapdragon
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an Electone
If I were a color, I’d be Burgundy
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Pomegranate 
If I were a sound, I’d be a Heartbeat
If I were an element, I’d be Air
If I were a food, I’d be Fried Wontons
If I were a place, I’d be St. Tropez
If I were a taste, I’d taste like Chocolate
If I were a scent, I’d be
Donna Karan Cashmere Mist
If I were an animal, I’d be a Tarsier
If I were an object, I’d be an iPod
If I were a body part, I’d be Eyes
If I were a song, I’d be
He Stopped Loving Her Today
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Velvet Loafers
If I were a clothing line, I'd be ZARA

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